To measure your pant waist, stand on a chair, hold a pencil vertically against your hip, and pray you don’t fall off the chair while trying not to.
Cut your waistline with the top of the pencil. Now multiply by π. That’s your waist circumference. Don’t ask questions, just do it.
Pant Waist Circumference CalculatorPlace your legs in a straight line. Measure from the top of your knee to the floor. Multiply by 2 for each leg, add a 10% margin for growth, then divide by 1.2. Voilà! You’re a math wizard now.
Pant Length Converter: Human to PantPlace your butt on a flat surface. Place a ruler next to it. Measure the distance between the ruler and the surface. Add 2 inches for good measure. That’s your seat height! Don’t ask, just do, or you’ll be stuck with a saggy seat.
Pant Seat Height Calculator: The Final AnswerAnd that’s it! Now go forth and pant like the wind! Or, you know, like your normal self, with slightly tighter pants.
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